Anime Club Pre-election MADNESS.

April 4th, 2007

Hey Pigfuckers. I’m back.

Well, not back, per-se. I’m just visiting for a few fleeting moments, as I talk politics. My politics failed, not from anything wrong with them, but from my own fear of… Not even skeletons, but ghosts in my closet.

So, others are doing the politicking. And it’s some slim pickin’s here.

The two declared contestants are Alice and Tran. I’d not want either running the US, or even the state, but for the club, they’ll do.

The problem becomes one of influence. Both have similar taste in anime, though Alice is less easily entertained by the mediocre, but the difference comes out somewhat in who they choose to listen to. Tran is surrounded by fanboys; however, his company is mostly high class, for fanboys. Alice hangs out with some of the same people, but she also has a link to a much less awesome part of the population at RIT. And she lets herself be influenced by such.

Worth noting is that the club, which is somewhere near 80% male, has been run by a woman for two years, and has had a female-dominated executive board this past year. Notably, most of the guys at RIT are relatively effeminate, but there’s a limit to it.

This is where I wish for tertium quid.

I don’t think there will be any contest for FC, Treasurer, or Business Liaison (Though, I have to wonder if the club has actually managed to recognize the position yet). I can safely endorse the incumbent party picks for those positions. Secretary and Librarian are a different story.

Secretary, I’ve heard only rumor. Well, not so much rumor, as a distant shout of “Spanish!” I endorse that shout.

Librarian is a little bit interesting. I have quite a bit of love for the incumbent party candidate, but I’d love to see new blood on the board. I can’t say that the new blood would be perfect, but it might be a nice change. And give said blood something to do to calm him the fuck down.

That’s the Anime Club pre-election rundown.

Security guards with Segways: Useful tool or useless toy?

March 30th, 2007

Public Safety at RIT recently purchased at least three Segway Personal Transporter devices, and sources say they plan to purchase at least twenty more. These are the little two-wheeled wonders that stand on their own and are moved simply by leaning forward or back. Why these would be purchased by a security organization on a large campus is obvious - they’re considerably faster than walking. But it’s a bad idea.

At $3000 each, with three totaling at least one third of one year’s tuition at RIT (twice one year’s tuition if the twenty are purchased), this purchase should have been better considered. Yes, the Segways can be useful outside. But a significant amount of the area that is a part of the RIT campus is in fact inside. Indoors, a Segway device can pose considerable danger to students, faculty, other staff, and even equipment - particularly during busy hours, which for some areas is all day. Outdoors, it can also pose a danger, especially on the already overcrowded Quarter Mile. Segways also can provide an advantage over walking in speed, but the RIT campus is criss-crossed with roads, and there is nowhere on campus that a Segway could be used to access more quickly than getting into a car, and as Public Safety does not consider themselves subject to parking regulations such as fire zones and striped areas, they park very near to any building, inside which a Segway is unsafe anyway. And again, although some models of the Segway can maintain speeds of up to 12 mph, actually attempting such speeds on campus would be extremely dangerous, as the Quarter Mile and other walkways are nearly always busy.

This recent purchase is a waste of students’ tuition. After Campus Safety was renamed to Public Safety (for reasons that can only be described as PR) a few weeks ago, and all of its vehicles were repainted and signs changed literally overnight at no doubt significant cost to the institution, the purchase of what amounts to expensive, showy toys for Public Safety is nothing more than a slap in the face.

Public Safety’s slogan is “It’s all about RESPECT.” All I’m asking is that Public Safety show some respect. I don’t know that I can speak for all students, but I believe I speak for a majority of the student body when I say that I’m paying for an education, not for security guards to ride around on glorified scooters that are at best gaudy toys and at worst a safety hazard. Respecting that would be a good start. Return those shiny little toys of yours and spend the money on something that benefits the community at large.

(Added 3/30/07) A student has pointed out to the editor that in addition to the fact that the Segways would provide little, if any, benefit to Public Safety staff, they would be all but useless during winter, which comprises a significant part of the school year here in Rochester. Due to the fact that they would be unsafe on ice, such low-weight vehicles cannot possibly achieve a sigificant amount of traction, and that the salt that is liberally applied to road and path surfaces here would likely corrode a Segway to near-uselessness in a matter of days, they could only be used inside, and as stated earlier in this post, it is not safe to do so. So let’s add this factor to the earlier discussion - not only are these little more than toys, they can’t even be used during nearly a third of the school year? Should Public Safety even be testing these in the first place, much less planning to purchase even more?

Now a critique like this would be amiss without providing an alternative option. Let’s assume for now that Public Safety does in fact need another mode of transportation in addition to the current fleet of automotives currently used. Let’s use bicycles as contrast. A mid-range mountain bike, which should be sufficient for individual transportation around campus, averages about $300-400, less than one sixth of the total cost of a Segway. Bikes require little or no training - most people already have experience with them. One can easily maintain 12 mph or even faster on a bicycle. Segways can’t handle particularly rough terrain, soft ground, or thin trails, which mountain bikes are specifically designed for. Security is also a factor. Since a Segway cannot be safely used inside, if a Public Safety person wanted to go inside, they either would have to leave the Segway outside or park it somewhere secure, which may be a significant distance away. Bikes, on the other hand, can be secured with a $15 chain to any random stationary piece of metal. There is also significantly less temptation to hijack a bike or strip it down for parts. There is also the issue of maintenance. Segways probably cannot be maintained by consumers or owners, and even if they can, the parts will still be expensive as Segways have not yet reached a commodity status. A bike, on the other hand, can be stripped down and rebuilt by anyone with even the most basic mechanical skill and bike parts are easily and cheaply available at many stores. The only advantage Segways seem to have over bikes is that they stand out, they’re flashy. Public Safety is wasting an awful lot of money just to look more imposing.


What is law?

February 23rd, 2007

Frequently, law is used and interpreted as nothing more than mere words on paper. Every part of government uses it this way these days, and frequently corporations and individuals do as well. The legislature makes a law, the courts enforce it - to the letter - and the people look at what happens and wonder what the hell is going on.

What do a 17 (now 20) year old man convicted of a felony for oral sex, mixtape producers, and, now, consumers of most MPAA-supported media have in common?

They - we - are all victims of a judicial system unwilling to fulfill it’s original constitutional purpose of checking the legislature’s purpose, and providing a balance of power.

Let’s start with the 17-year-old. Everyone in the courtroom - judge, jury, prosecution - agreed that the 15-year-old girl voluntarily performed oral sex on him, and even initiated the act. Had he had vaginal sex with her, it would have been a misdemeanor. But due to an old Georgia law, it was a felony carrying a minimum sentence of 10 years. The jurors didn’t know this when they convicted him, and were outraged when they found out. Around the same time, the Georgia legislature revoked the law - but not retroactively, so the court would not change his sentence because the legislature was careless. No one thinks he should serve the full 10 years - without parole, I might add - in prison. But no one is willing to change the judgment. The governor has not granted a pardon. The courts have not adhered to the spirit of the legislature’s act of changing the law, choosing not to extend it to this young man. No blame can be laid on the legislature, as making laws is their business, not enforcing them. Instead of checking their power and balancing their carelessness, however, the judicial and executive branches of the state of Georgia have decided not to do anything.

Next up is mixtape artists. (Read more here) This is a more recent issue, and an ongoing one. Mixtapes are a simple concept that has survived the CD era quite well - basically, underground promotional media. Mixtape producers take existing songs - sometimes from published media, sometimes recorded as a personal favor from the artist, and sometimes handed to them under-the-table by record execs - and mix them with other songs, sometimes as separate tracks and sometimes as remixes. In the rap and hip-hop scene, this is even common in the industry - most songs borrow samples or some other element of other songs. Anyway, these mixtapes (although now CDs, the “tape” moniker stuck) are sold at flea markets and the like, and often increase artists’ exposure. Until now, the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America, also known as a music cartel) allowed this to go on despite the fact that they violate copyright, because they correctly figured that it was good marketing for their artists. In fact, as mentioned above sometimes the record companies would literally hand the mixtape artists recordings of unreleased songs to test their popularity, even paying the artists to put them on their tapes. Recently, however, the RIAA has conducted raids together with SWAT teams on a number of mixtape artists. They are probably legally in the right to accuse mixtapes artists of copyright violation, but that does not change the fact that they encouraged mixtapes and used scare tactics to get a SWAT escort. The New York Times reports in the linked article that the police were told to expect weaponry and drugs. Although not stated outright, it can be assumed that this is what the RIAA told them, playing upon unreasonable stereotypes of rap artists. And nothing explains why there were RIAA representatives present - wearing nothing more protective than a branded windbreaker - to conduct the raid, and tell the police what to take. Nor can anything explain the vast quantities of legally purchased music that was stolen from the artists as part of these raids. Yet the mixtape artists will probably be convicted, because the law says they did something wrong, despite that they encourage new works, which is the spirit of copyright. And, for that matter, the RIAA has expensive lawyers.

Finally, consumers of nearly all MPAA-supported media are, or soon will be, victims of this same problem. Let me introduce you to a law known as the DMCA - the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Nice sounding name, isn’t it? Too bad the name is non descriptive and it’s a bad law. Notably, it does have some good provisions in it. But one of the bad parts - and a VERY bad part - is that the DMCA makes it illegal to circumvent DRM (Digital Rights Management) technology. Why is this a problem? Let’s say you have a laptop, and you’re going on a trans-Pacific flight. That’s a 15 hour flight. You want to watch some movies, and don’t want to bring along a stack of DVDs - maybe because of the bulk, maybe to protect the disks. Well, it’s illegal to rip the DVDs. They have DRM on them - not very good DRM, it takes a modern computer a matter of milliseconds to crack it - but DRM nonetheless. In fact, every DVD player that isn’t licensed by the DVDA - including all DVD playing software on Linux - is probably illegal, as it circumvents the copy protection. Likewise, the new HDDVD and Blu-Ray standards have even more DRM on them. Not that you’d want to rip them - weighing in at 20GB per disk, you may just want to bring them along. But maybe you have one of these new “Media Center PCs” with Windows Vista. It has a high-def disk drive (Blu-Ray or HDDVD, doesn’t matter) and a good video card, so you can hook it up to your brand new HDTV. If you’re unlucky, the video card doesn’t have copy protection support and you can’t watch the movies in HD. Isn’t that stupid? Now, if you’re lucky, or talked to a knowledgeable salesperson, you probably have the right kind of video card and the right kind of HDTV - they both support HDCP (High-Dev Copy Protection) over HDMI cables. The video card will talk to the TV, they’ll authenticate, and you get HD content. On a good day. There is of course the possibility that the TV or PC will get bumped in just the wrong way - and then the video cuts out for a second while they re-authenticate. Sound unlikely? Many Playstation 3 (which is really a Media Center PC, not a game device) owners had this exact problem.

Now, maybe you bought an HDTV a year ago, and want to watch HD movies on it. So you go to the store and buy an HD disk player. You make sure the cables match - you have DVI on your TV, and the player has DVI out, so you figure you’re good. You get home, you hook it up, and put in a disk. But it’s not HD - your HDTV has an on-screen display that tells you what resolution it’s at, and HD content is definitely supposed to be better than that. So you check the player’s manual, and it says you need and HDMI connection to play high-definition content. So you go back to the store, and ask if they have an HDMI-to-DVI converter. They have it, and so you buy it and take it home with an HDMI cable. You hook up the converter. Still no HD. So you take the HDMI converter back to the store, and ask why. They tell you you need to have HDMI from the player to the TV, so while you’re here would you like to shop for a new HDTV? You restrain yourself from yelling at them and reminisce about when TVs lasted more than a year. Not to make this too long, my point is you CAN’T buy converters like that. Even if a company wanted to make them, they’re illegal, since they circumvent DRM. Go return your HD player and just buy DVDs. They’re cheaper anyway.

All this because courts are unwilling to put a cap on stupid laws. The tide is turning, though it will take a lot of angry consumers to actually change anything. So get angry. Forget congressmen - unless you can hire lobbyists, you’re not likely to make much of a difference. Write to judges. Only they can make a change now.

How dragons drove me out of my home

January 31st, 2007

If you’re an RIT student who lives in the dorms, you’re probably thinking “fuck the dorms, I want to live someplace way more ballin and shit”. Well, I can officially warn you kids: the dorms are way more ballin than being homeless. Because RIT kicked me out of the dorms and I don’t know where I’m going to sleep tonight, or any night for the next week for that matter.

It all started this past weekend….

I found a floormate’s MySpace profile, in which his username is “dragon 420″. I started to refer to him as dragon 420, or simply “dragon”. Lulz ensued. There was a facebook group created, the “NRH2 Dragon 420 Club” it was known as. Maybe this was wrong of me, personally I didn’t think anyone would be terribly offended. All it was was a facebook group with his MySpace “about me” info posted as a description. It was all things that he wrote. It was a user name he chose for himself. It was himself he chose to be offended by.

Alright, I made fun of him. It was a joke, who could have known how offended he would be? He never asked me to stop, at that point in time, I certainly didn’t realize the apparent effects calling someone a dragon could have. That didn’t last very long though. On Tuesday morning I learned the true seriousness of a dragon related offense. I’ve felt “the wrath of the dragon” if you will.

I got a call at 8:15 or so in the morning, which I was quite angry about before I knew it was campus safety as I had gone to sleep around 5:30 having been up all night working on a project. When I am told I need to come to the campus safety office in Grace Watson, I have no idea what to expect or what it could be for. I get there and I am told that I need to fill out a statement about calling him a dragon and creating a facebook group and… regarding my anti-Semitic actions and biased comments over the course of this year. I didn’t even know what to think about this. At no point in my life have I said anything anti-Semitic to this person in anyway. Yet a few hours later, when I finally get a chance to try to get back to sleep for a few hours, I am woken up to yet another Campus Safety phone call. They issue me a letter formally charging me with violating 6 different counts of RIT policy. I will list those now:

Violation of RIT Policies (Sec. B, #8 , page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
RIT Terms of Occupancy
RIT Policy Prohibiting Discrimination and Harassment
Harassment (Sec. B, #4, page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Violation of the Law (Sec. B, #13, page 6 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Disorderly Conduct (Sec. B, #16, page 6 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Inappropriate Behavior (Sec. B, #3, page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)

And then this:

You have been interimly removed from RIT housing. Effective at 7:00 p.m. tonight (1/30/07) you are to remove your immediate belongings from
your residence hall room and find another place to live off the RIT campus until this has been resolved in a hearing. Should you need to retrieve
additional belongings, you will need to be escorted to your room by Campus Safety on an appointment basis.

They gave me this at 4:30. I had 2 hours and 30 minutes to find someplace to stay for the night. Keep in mind I am a first year student from out of state with almost no contacts off my floor, and certainly less than that who live off campus. This is a result of telling a kid very much infatuated with dragons that he is, in fact, a dragon.

Not only am I not a racist or an anti-Semite, being falsely accused at the expense of my perceived character and integrity, but I’ve also missed two classes, didn’t get to finish a Java project I had due, and will most likely fail my math exam this evening due to the amount of my time and resources I’m being forced to spend on something so frivolous. So I suppose the lesson to learn from this is, if there is ever someone you don’t like, who offends you by any means, for anything… go directly to campus safety and make up a story about how you have been attacked with bias harassment with absolutely no basis for it, and you’ll get them kicked out of housing.

This is the morning of day 2, I’m sitting in the SAU as I type this story. I’ll be roaming the RIT campus all day for about the next week or so I imagine. It’s time to go get some breakfast I am thinking, unless they decided to interim remove me from my meal plan as well.

Open letter to the editor of the Reporter

January 17th, 2007

I sent the following email to reporter@rit.edu (which is listed as how to contact the Reporter editor) Saturday night. Having waited four days with no response, I now post it for your consideration. I intend to show up at the meeting Friday afternoon to present these complaints, and invite anyone who feels the same way to be there as well. It’s at 5 PM Friday in the basement of the SAU - ask the information desk for directions.

I would like to bring to your attention three concerns I have about the content of your January 12 issue.

First of all, in the article titled “Internet TV” on page 11, it is stated that “RIT is home to perhaps one of the largest Anime-based organizations on campus.” Although I would have to agree, I would like to point out that not only is RIT home to THE largest anime-based
organization on campus, but is in fact home to every organization of any type on campus. I understand the point that the author is trying to get across, but please proofread better.

Second, the article titled “Common Sense” on page 12 is not fit to print in a magazine of the quality that Reporter claims to strive for. It is immature. Despite that some may feel that this fits the student body at large (particularly your RIT Rings editor), if you are going to request that people do not drunk dial what you always have, and even still continue to, advertise as a drunk dial line, you should not print immature rants such as Alex’s “article.”

Third, in the article titled “Messages from the Future” starting on page 16, there is one thing that stands out in my mind. I present you with a quote from the top right-hand corner of page 19:

“If the committee is considering someone from Atlanta, someone from Virginia, or someone from North Carolina, then the choice will be ‘okay.’”

This entire quote by Judi Hoffman, not only the section I have chosen to excerpt to illustrate my point, should not have been printed. Those people on the selection committee for the next president of RIT are likely to read this article, and at least some are likely, whether they realize it or not, to be swayed by this quote. Judi, having no relationship whatsoever with RIT and no experience as a professional educator, has no right to have any kind of influence over the presidential selection committee. It was irresponsible of you to allow this quote to be printed.

I eagerly await a response, as I would like to understand the reason behind the shortcomings listed above.

In the event that I get a response, I will post it here as well.

Silent Applause for the FAA

January 8th, 2007

Once in a while we at the Sentinel like to point out something good out there, something done purely for the people by the establishment, whether the establishment is the government, RIT, or some random company that we think deserves a pat on the back.

Today we recognize the Federal Aviation Administration, or FAA. This may be old news, but it has special significance to RIT.

A few years ago, the FAA made what they believed to be a minor change to their regulations. As the regulations originally stood, although all airports, even small airstrips, had the capability to use radio communications, a certain number of them, particularly small airports, were equipped to allow airplanes to land without radio contact. The FAA revised the regulations so that radio contact would be required for all flights during take off and landing. They thought that this would be only a minor inconvenience to only a handful of pilots, a small price to pay for the increased safety.
Unfortunately, they didn’t realize that there are deaf pilots.
This was, however, discovered by a deaf pilot who is also an Amateur Radio operator. When she contacted the director of the FAA about this mistake, the FAA quickly reversed their rule change, and the director stated that if at some point in the future there is a way for blind people to fly safely, the rules would be changed to allow it.

So today, we recognize the FAA for their quick response to remedy their mistake, and to help make the world a better place for those with disabilities.

I Hate it Here 1/5

January 5th, 2007

I would hope you have figured out what goes here by now.

When one comes to this festering cesspool of brick and wind, one’s eyes tend to be drawn and then promptly destroyed by the rusting carcass of metal that sits in the middle of the campus. Yes, that’s right, the large, obnoxious, pig-raper of an installation known to one and all as the Sentinel.

Now being somewhat of an artist myself, I have to look at it and wonder, what exactly they hoped to accomplish. I see the metal and look at untold numbers of smaller, tasteful works that could have been created by students, I see the potential for a symbol that actually means something to the student body sitting there. I also see a giant penis.

I know Freud would be having a field day, but I could care less. The jizz encrusted shell of my pants is more of an art that this overblown tribute to someone’s penis, Simone, Galisano, Samuel L Jackson… who it is matters not. Christ.

I still hate it here.

I Hate it Here 12/29

December 29th, 2006

I still hate it here.

When this gets posted, I probably won’t be at RIT. I’ll probably be far from this hellhole, in quite another hellhole. Spending some time home for the holidays. With the ol’ folks. And by ol’ folks, I mean the geriatrics that I call my parents.

Now, if you’ve ever attended RIT, you know of a place called The Hub. It’s a little known fact that there exists another place called “The Hub” at RIT, where you can get Printing and Postal work done. They’ll charge you out the ass, mess up your print orders, and not have any of the postal supplies you need, but they’re still the best place on campus to get printing actually done, rather than just stuck in print queues.

But the real RIT hub, as run by a proud stream of crazies, is/was, a DC++ hub. It was a great place. A place to share important group project files. A place to put your work to be seen. A place for the people to socialize in a chat that proved who had the biggest net-penis. Because, at RIT, a net-penis gets way more use than a real one ever would.

Recently, RIT shut down this fine bastion of free speech. In fact, they pulled the plug on ALL internet access by the user, as well as placing them under judicial review. I’m not gonna comment on judicial review: The user in question will probably have done that by the time this appears. More, I’m going to state how sad it is that an academic institution should feel the need to destroy something as tiny and yet vital to the RIT community as the hub.

There’s no question: The hub was terribly abused. It was most used for copyright infringement. Well, copyright infringement as defined by the RIAA, anyway. Their definition, to put it simply, is transferring data. Because, for any group of bits, SOMEBODY owns the copyright, and therefore somebody must be paid every time they are moved.

Unfortunately, that’s not how most of the world sees it. Ask any person on the street, and they’ll not give two cents about who might own the copyright. They might care that the artist gets paid, but no more than that. And, with the current label control of copyright, the artist doesn’t really get paid even IF the cd is bought.

What The Hub was used for was the perennial college goal: Free Speech, Social Reform, reworking of the way society works by making more of what can be free free. The shutdown of The Hub was the modern day Kent State: A strategic decision to ruin lives to prevent the spread of ideas that were unfavorable to those in power. But, as those in power learned then and will learn again, they’re shooting at an idea, but ideas are bulletproof.

Merry Christmas 2006!

December 25th, 2006


Merry Christmas everyone!

I Hate It Here Christmas Special 07

December 25th, 2006

In case you missed the point, I hate it here.

Here I sit, Christmas eve in the festering squalor I call home and it is all I can do not to not to shit myself in agony at the though of yet another holiday season coming and going. Hell, if it was up to me, everyone who made a big deal of this shit would be forced to eat their own fecal matter amid their overwrought display of electric fantasy.

But that’s not why I hate it. All over one sees yet another mindless automaton condemning the evils of using all but the generic, heartless greeting of Happy holidays. Well for that I tell them to go blow themselves, because they are obviously missing the point. If by now, in this pitiful thing you call your existence you haven’t figured out that the true meaning of the season is talking to people you know and waking up in a pile of your own drool after a night and day of celebrations you can hardly remember, then obviously you are to stupid to continue on with life.

Seriously folks, forget whatever holiday label you want to put on the season. Go out, talk to friends old and new, hell, go get some hookers for all I care (though if you do, Uncle Spidey appreciates bribes), but spend time with those you love. Be thankful for something.

Finally, for the love of sanity, remember, RIT gear does not make good for a good present. Just because its hell does not mean you have to share your pain like its a good thing.


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