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Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

We apologize for the downtime caused by the fact that our administrator (Hi!) is a lazy bastard, and apologize profusely for our return caused by the fact that our administrator had the exact same problem with his personal blog and figured how to fix it in a matter of seconds.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled vitriol.

McCarthyism part 2.

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

RIT’s Fearless Cleader has not felt it in him to respond to my most recent letter. Now rather than use my RIT access to place my concerns directly into his mail inbox I will stay in the shoes of the “average” student, which is to say I will pay exorbitant sums of money so that administration can ignore me. So since The Banjo-Man doesn’t care about what I have to say, I’ll tell the Internet. So this has become another open letter to the RIT President.

Dr. Destler,

I am responding to the post you made following the flood of email concerning the new RIT DMCA policy. I am sure you’ve gotten even more messages following that response of students who are supremely disappointed by the way RIT has decided to handle this. Our new policy looks like it was written by Joseph McCarthy. How can you possibly believe that the revocation of network access is not a consequence? At an institute like RIT, where professors are often giving their midterm examinations before students have memorized what rooms their classes are in, even a week without access to the network could spell disaster if a class requires online interaction or coursework submission. And why is it suddenly acceptable to do something like this to someone without ANY real investigation or evidence? Are we suddenly guilty until proven innocent? And while it’s true that being forced to denounce an act you may or may not have committed to have the punishment rescinded is NOT an admission of guilt, it is very distasteful.

The RIAA and the MPAA are well-known at this point for blanket or shotgun style threats, hitting people almost at random with threats of legal action and accusations of IP infringement. Are you really going to let these people make RIT an instrument of their witch hunt by taking action against students without proof?

Can ANYONE tell me who thinks this is a good idea?

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG Part 1: Turn Signals

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

There is a law of software design which dictates that the more lines of code a project has, the more bugs it has.  I believe this holiday season has proven this also applies to drivers.  It is this which drives me to write to you all tonight.

In this series, titled “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”, I have appointed myself as grand master of all your crappy driving.  So, stop what you are doing…pull the car over…YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

The other day I saw a man driving some form of SUV.  He had begun to exit the expressway and realized that he was doing so early…and pulled into that weird “buffer” area.  He tried to re-enter the highway proper and turned on his TURN SIGNAL to indicate his desire to do so.  The other drivers saw what he wanted to do, and reacted accordingly.  Is the man a good driver?  Possibly.  Is what he did legal?  Probably not.  BUT he does know how to use a turn signal, which is a step or 3 beyond the rest of you bitches with your insane lane changes and random 2.5 MPH turns that come out of nowhere and take 3 seconds to figure out what the HELL you’re doing.
Seriously, people.  The turn signal was put into the car so no one had to wave their arm out the window in funny shapes to tell other drivers what they wanted to do…am I actually to believe in this age of high communication that we can’t flip a freaking lever to tell someone else we wanna drive our car in the general direction of left?

So!  Just incase you missed it the first time:
How to  not crash your car into  other people when changing direction in 3 easy steps!
1)  SIGNAL your desire to stop moving straight.
2) Make your direction change.  And try not to take forever with this…seriously.  Unless there’s something wrong with your car there is no way your suspension is that bad.
3) Turn the signal off.  Not doing this only flies if you’re over 70.  Once you no longer want to change your direction, stop telling people you wanna change direction.

THERE you have it!  A quick and easy way to not only stop offending the other people on the road but also to help lower your insurance premiums because when other people can react to you, since you told them what you were going to do with your car, they’re less likely to CRASH INTO YOU.
Damnit people.  You are so full of suck.
(PS.  RIT related article coming soon)

Improved Laundry Facilities: A Group Effort

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Many RIT students are familiar with the situation of RIT’s laundry facilities.  In fact, when I hear people complain about dorm life here, the laundry rooms are usually the subject.  While it’s reasonable to say that most of the machines work, several do not.  Some washers don’t agitate.  Some take your money and don’t even do anything at all.  Some dryers don’t actually produce any heat.  And of course, all the machines that work fine are usually taken, depending on when you do your laundry.

I was faced with some of these problems a couple weeks ago when I went to do laundry under Saul.  A lot of the machines were in use, and several were also in a state of disrepair.  In some cases, this was obvious.  I mean, I didn’t really think that the one dryer that was missing its door would do a very effective job of driing my clothes.  In many cases, the state of the machines is ambiguous, indicated only by graffiti written in permanent marker on the side.  I’ve found that sometimes you can trust this, sometimes you can’t.  And then there are the ones with no indication of their problems whatsoever.

After washing my clothes, I struggled to find a dryer that was working and not in use.  After a while, I decided to take a wild guess on one.   After swiping my card, I pushed the button to start the machine.  Nothing happened.  Luckily, another dryer had just become free, so I moved over.  However, even this one did not dry my clothes completely.

Many people complain about situations like this.  And I will be among them:  The situation is horrendous.  It is sad that this institute does not take the laundry problems very seriously.  Luckily, there is a solution.   A simple one, in fact.  When you find a broken machine, report it.  After that dryer ate my $1.25, I was pissed.  I know it’s not much, but is another annoyance.  On the wall of the laundry room was a sign with a number to call to report issues.  When I had the chance a few days later, I called the number and detailed my problems.  I had no trouble getting a reimbursement for my lost money.  I also took the opportunity to report several of the broken machines.  And the next week when I went there again, progress was made.  The dryer with no door now had a new door.  Some of the other machines had been fixed too.

The situation is really quite simple.  When you write “broke” or something like that on the side of the washing machines, it is hard to remove.  If I recall correctly from talking to housing, there is a company the call in to remove the graffiti.  And on top of that, noone can tell if the problem with the machine was fixed or not.  As I mentioned, I’ve found graffitied machines that work fine.

When you call, you get the chance to actually make your voice heard.  I know people have asked Simone and such, but we really need people to actually report the washers and dryers that need maintenance.  If everyone did this, I’m not sure it would solve all our laundry issues.  But things would improve.  And it doesn’t take much time.

ritbook, RIT, and Trademark Infringement

Friday, April 13th, 2007

A few days ago the Rochester Institute of Technology sent a demand to the owner of ritbook demanding that he cease using the RIT trademark. (See the letter here.) Robert Colon, the RIT Chief Legal Officer, authored the letter and claimed trademark numbers 1,716,652 and 1,705,506, saying that the use on ritbook is a violation of the Lanham Act, and RIT’s trademark rights. There’s just a few problems with his letter.

First, I invite the reader to look up the referenced trademarks. They refer only to use with education services - no mention of book sale or any brokerage function is contained in the trademark registration. A quick search of the USPTO trademark database (available at http://www.uspto.gov) shows that there are a number of “RIT” trademarks registered, ranging from software companies to clothing dye. The point I’m trying to make here is that that a trademark only covers use in a specific area of goods and services - it would, for example, be ridiculous for Microsoft to claim that due to its trademark on “Windows”, glass companies can no longer use that word for thin, transparent sheets of glass used to protect interior areas from the elements. The same idea is going on here - ritbook provides a service, targeted for RIT students, where it acts as a listing service, providing a framework for students to list and find books in a more efficient manner than posters tacked to bulletin boards. For that matter, ritbook isn’t making any money from it, which also throws the whole trademark argument off a bit. But let’s assume for now that RIT was right in enforcing its trademark.

Next is the requirements made. The demand that all references to the Rochester Institute of Technology be removed except to point out that the site is not affiliated with RIT is absolutely ridiculous. The very sections of the Lanham Act that Mr. Colon points to protect fair use of trademarks to provide a contrast - for example, the law seems clear to me that if Mr. Leville wanted to point out that ritbook can save students money in contrast to the RIT bookstore “Campus Connections”, he would be well within his rights. I am not a lawyer, so understand that’s not professional advice, but if I’m wrong, explain to me how Apple can make fun of Windows every night on national TV (”I’m a Mac.” “And I’m a PC.”, etc) and not fear trademark litigation. And the demand that “rit” be removed from the domain name is just ridiculous.

Finally, we get to the last paragraph. The letter threatens two actions if its demands are unmet. The first is legal action. This is fine - the purpose of the legal system is to resolve this type of disagreement. The second is referral to Student Conduct. There’s a problem here. Courts are held accountable, proceedings are public, defendants are given fair chance to defend themselves - if they can’t afford or find a lawyer, one will be provided for them, even - and a trial by jury may be requested. Student Conduct is the opposite of the real legal system in every way - hearings and other proceedings are private to the point where the student is not even allowed to disclose details, there is no mechanism for a jury, and not only can the student not bring a lawyer, but if they chose to bring a faculty advocate, they must choose a faculty member who is not a lawyer. This is a system that should NEVER be used when RIT has a complaint against a student, particularly a legal complaint - the student is not allowed to defend themselves properly with respect to the law, and since RIT makes the judgement, there’s no incentive not to rule in the institution’s favor no matter the facts. The threat of SC is far more terrifying than legal action - and RIT knows this.

In conclusion, I submit that this letter is a scare tactic. First demanding that the student comply with baseless demands, quoting laws that invalidate some of those very demands, and then threatening them with action they have no real defense against. Of course, it’s not just a scare tactic - I wouldn’t put it past RIT to waste tuition on suing a student in a case they’re sure to lose. After all, they’re already using it to buy the security guards new toys. And don’t forget Student Conduct - RIT is sure to win that one, no matter what the law really says.


Merry Christmas 2006!

Monday, December 25th, 2006


Merry Christmas everyone!


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