If you’re an RIT student who lives in the dorms, you’re probably thinking “fuck the dorms, I want to live someplace way more ballin and shit”. Well, I can officially warn you kids: the dorms are way more ballin than being homeless. Because RIT kicked me out of the dorms and I don’t know where I’m going to sleep tonight, or any night for the next week for that matter.
It all started this past weekend….
I found a floormate’s MySpace profile, in which his username is “dragon 420″. I started to refer to him as dragon 420, or simply “dragon”. Lulz ensued. There was a facebook group created, the “NRH2 Dragon 420 Club” it was known as. Maybe this was wrong of me, personally I didn’t think anyone would be terribly offended. All it was was a facebook group with his MySpace “about me” info posted as a description. It was all things that he wrote. It was a user name he chose for himself. It was himself he chose to be offended by.
Alright, I made fun of him. It was a joke, who could have known how offended he would be? He never asked me to stop, at that point in time, I certainly didn’t realize the apparent effects calling someone a dragon could have. That didn’t last very long though. On Tuesday morning I learned the true seriousness of a dragon related offense. I’ve felt “the wrath of the dragon” if you will.
I got a call at 8:15 or so in the morning, which I was quite angry about before I knew it was campus safety as I had gone to sleep around 5:30 having been up all night working on a project. When I am told I need to come to the campus safety office in Grace Watson, I have no idea what to expect or what it could be for. I get there and I am told that I need to fill out a statement about calling him a dragon and creating a facebook group and… regarding my anti-Semitic actions and biased comments over the course of this year. I didn’t even know what to think about this. At no point in my life have I said anything anti-Semitic to this person in anyway. Yet a few hours later, when I finally get a chance to try to get back to sleep for a few hours, I am woken up to yet another Campus Safety phone call. They issue me a letter formally charging me with violating 6 different counts of RIT policy. I will list those now:
Violation of RIT Policies (Sec. B, #8 , page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
RIT Terms of Occupancy
RIT Policy Prohibiting Discrimination and Harassment
Harassment (Sec. B, #4, page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Violation of the Law (Sec. B, #13, page 6 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Disorderly Conduct (Sec. B, #16, page 6 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
Inappropriate Behavior (Sec. B, #3, page 5 of the RIT Student Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, 2006-07)
And then this:
You have been interimly removed from RIT housing. Effective at 7:00 p.m. tonight (1/30/07) you are to remove your immediate belongings from
your residence hall room and find another place to live off the RIT campus until this has been resolved in a hearing. Should you need to retrieve
additional belongings, you will need to be escorted to your room by Campus Safety on an appointment basis.
They gave me this at 4:30. I had 2 hours and 30 minutes to find someplace to stay for the night. Keep in mind I am a first year student from out of state with almost no contacts off my floor, and certainly less than that who live off campus. This is a result of telling a kid very much infatuated with dragons that he is, in fact, a dragon.
Not only am I not a racist or an anti-Semite, being falsely accused at the expense of my perceived character and integrity, but I’ve also missed two classes, didn’t get to finish a Java project I had due, and will most likely fail my math exam this evening due to the amount of my time and resources I’m being forced to spend on something so frivolous. So I suppose the lesson to learn from this is, if there is ever someone you don’t like, who offends you by any means, for anything… go directly to campus safety and make up a story about how you have been attacked with bias harassment with absolutely no basis for it, and you’ll get them kicked out of housing.
This is the morning of day 2, I’m sitting in the SAU as I type this story. I’ll be roaming the RIT campus all day for about the next week or so I imagine. It’s time to go get some breakfast I am thinking, unless they decided to interim remove me from my meal plan as well.
